no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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