Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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