The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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