Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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