Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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