why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ugly people sure do ruin things
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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