so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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