Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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