You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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