so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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