She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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