my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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