I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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