You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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