Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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