Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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