i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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