Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Text me some of your sweat
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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