she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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