Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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