I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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