do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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