if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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