I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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