I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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