the new term for farting is butt boxing.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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