Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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