Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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