Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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