Fuck appropriateness.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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