Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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