I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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