THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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