sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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