My friends, they love my intelligence
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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