Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
True college students do jello shots in the library
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