I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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