So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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