He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
do herpes really smell.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
did i just pee glitter
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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