Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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