I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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