Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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