You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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