just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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