Pregnant stripper...not hot.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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