Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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