I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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