if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
In America we eat man semen.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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