So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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