the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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